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TruBluBalls
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Registered: 11-10-2008 Location:
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posted on 11-10-2008 at 18:20 |
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Does this count?
Hi everyone. My GF and I pledged abstinence when we got together a year ago. At the time, it seemed like a good idea that would make our relationship stronger in the long run.
Unfortunately, I'm running out of stamina to keep this up.... I've had a severe case of blue balls from no sex.
So... I'm also a Mortician's apprentice. My uncle owns a funeral home and I've been... messing around with the corpses. Does this mean that I've lost my virginity????
I'm really confused right now....
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cftw
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Registered: 12-11-2008 Location:
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posted on 12-12-2008 at 09:59 |
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hi
Hi TruBluBalls,
It technically depends where you inserted your penis into the corpse. If you had anything other than vaginal sex I am inclined to say you are still a virgin. Virginity is something very sacred, and I think you will regret your decision to not wait for your girlfriend a very long time. Corpses are also very gross, I would recommend buying a flesh light from the above banner, they have great deals and they are much safer than corpses(granted you clean them regularly!)
I myself am 22 years of age and am proud to still have my virginity. One day I will meet a very special lady and I will be able to share my sacred gift with her after we get married.
-cftw
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anothervirgin
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Registered: 04-20-2008 Location:
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posted on 12-21-2008 at 03:34 |
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WTF
"messing around with the corpses"??? you joking or what? you rape dead bodies? man, that's scary! Your GF has to know about your habits ... wtf, she'll run like hell from you, LOL ... 
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